"Now turn to Exodus 20:13..."*

In the department of "yes, God really is out to get you": a Philadelphia murder suspect, who was the subject of an intense 10-day manhunt, was captured after attending a church where the minister also happens to be a police lieutenant. As to what Mr. Murder Suspect was doing at a church service, the story has this quote from the homicide unit captain:

"We speculate that he was there to get some money, but I mean, we haven't confirmed that yet. I don't think he found God all of the sudden, but that's not for me to say."

No, I don't think he found God, but God certainly found him...



*Exodus 20:1–17: the Ten Commandments. Verse 13: "You shall not murder." And no, verse 8, "Remember the Sabbath day," does not cancel that one out.