Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Killed him a b'ar when he was only three...
No, wait, that's Davy Crockett. Let's try again:
Born in a hospital in Delaware,
Thirty-four years old and never killed a bear.
It's the little things in the Onion that make me laugh these days: this week's Infograph lists events at the Republican National Convention, including "a spirit-building game of Pin The Blame On The Donkey."
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