This is my brain on news

If I saw this headline at home on TV, I'd be able to say my snarky comment to J.; but I'm reading it online, and there's no one to say it to, so just file this under "Thinking to the Web site":

AP Entertainment headline: Report: Michael Jackson Not 'Manhandled'



My thought: No, the problem is he was boy-handled.

(I know, I know, I'm so bad. And innocent-until-proven-guilty blah blah. But my brain just does these things, I can't help it.)



(My personal favorite Jacko-related talk-back: news reporter, "Jackson's family says they'll stand behind him"; me: "But they won't stand in front of him.")