Holiday spirit

So last night J. and I were watching the news, and, as usual, making snarky comments to the TV:

Newscaster: President Bush celebrated Columbus Day by meeting with Italian Americans.

Me: Oh, there's a big surprise.

J.: Well, what did you expect him to do, go to an Indian casino?

Me: Hey, that's actually a really good idea.

Yes, what better way to commemorate Rape of the Americas Day than by pouring money into the most successful Indian economic venture since the early days of the fur trade? It's too late for this year, but next Columbus Day, I say we all take a bus trip to the nearest Indian casino and put our money where the government's mouth isn't.



(Someone could probably think of a clever line involving roulette and putting one's money on red, but I'm not going to.)