E-mail of the day

With the names obscured to protect our jobs, my office's e-mail of the week, regarding the projects we're doing with/for our not-very-partner-like partner company (hereinafter P———):



From the boss, to everyone:

In order to do the [billing], I will need your hours on all E———, M———, L———, and other P——— projects work by tomorrow at 11am.

Employee to boss (who then forwarded it to everyone):

Here you go:



E———, ......0

M———, ........0

L———..............0

Other P——— projects.......0

Total........0

Not having to work with P———.........priceless



(I did, however, listen to a lot of bitching during smoke breaks. Does that count towards anything?)