Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Killed him a b'ar when he was only three...
No, wait, that's Davy Crockett. Let's try again:
Born in a hospital in Delaware,
Thirty-four years old and never killed a bear.
Okay, I get very easily amused after I've been copyediting all day; but I do find this funny: when Microsoft Word's spellchecker encounters Christina Aguilera, the suggested replacement is "Uglier."
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