Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Killed him a b'ar when he was only three...
No, wait, that's Davy Crockett. Let's try again:
Born in a hospital in Delaware,
Thirty-four years old and never killed a bear.
I'm working on one of those oh-so-enjoyable medical books again. Medical directive of the day: for treating burns, "removal of all clothes and other smoldering items on the body." Yes, I would hope you'd remove the smoldering items on the body.
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