Friday, February 13, 2004

Words, words, words

Someone should invent a crayon-stain remover and call it "Cray-Off." (Somebody probably already has.)



If someone invented a mayonnaise-based sexual lubricant—and I really hope they don't, but if they did—they could call it "Mayonn-Ease."



If a group of eschatological Christians started playing Caribbean music, they could call it "Apocalypso."



(My brain just comes up with this stuff sometimes.)

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