Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Killed him a b'ar when he was only three...
No, wait, that's Davy Crockett. Let's try again:
Born in a hospital in Delaware,
Thirty-four years old and never killed a bear.
Legal word error of the day; or, Why I love local news
Headline on the local NBC station's Web site: "3 Senate Buildings Shut Amid Ricing Fears." Which sounds like they've been attacked by roving bands of wedding guests. "Oh no! That pigeon just ate the rice! She's gonna blow!"
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