Fun with telemarketers

I like this: a guy who called a telemarketer who was annoying him (months after he'd registerd on a do-not-call list) more than 100 times in two days. I like this quote:

I just called them every five minutes and let them know that, no, I don't have a crack in my windshield, because this seems to be something they are very concerned about.

I'm a fan of understatement and being annoying by being overly polite. (I have said of myself that, as long as people treat me well, I am polite; when they treat me badly, I am really polite.)