Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Killed him a b'ar when he was only three...
No, wait, that's Davy Crockett. Let's try again:
Born in a hospital in Delaware,
Thirty-four years old and never killed a bear.
The results of the 2003 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest are upthat's the one for the worst first line of a (hopefully) unwritten novel. Sadly, a great many of them are better than the crap I have to edit, at least in terms of spelling and grammar.
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