search requests!

At last! I've gotten disturbing search requests! You can see them on the DSR Web site, but, in the interest of complete preservation of these historic searches, I'll list the three best [worst?] ones here too. And my oh my, they're disturbing indeed.



naked pictures of scott peterson

Ew ew ew ew ew! The only one I can imagine wanting to see is the [allegedly {ha!}] murdering scumbag getting strip searched in prison.



"farruquito picture" and (13 min. later) "farruquito pictures"

The request itself isn't disturbing—from what I hear, Farruquito is a pretty hot guy—but it's odd that this person searched once, got to my page, saw I had no Farriquito picture, and then 13 minutes later, searched again (for "pictures," not "picture") and came to my page again—as if I had several pictures, but not one? As if I'd suddenly posted Farruquito pictures in those intervening 13 minutes? (Maybe I'll post some, so future searchers aren't disappointed.)



brazil adultery stats

I don't know, I've never committed adultery in Brazil.