Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Killed him a b'ar when he was only three...
No, wait, that's Davy Crockett. Let's try again:
Born in a hospital in Delaware,
Thirty-four years old and never killed a bear.
Soon to be the subject of a protest near you: a film entitled Nine Dead Gay Guys. (It doesn't matter what it's about; the title alone is going to spawn flamewars aplenty.)
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