Onion slices

I'm lovin' me this Onion article title: White House Thanksgiving Turkey Detained Without Counsel. (The article's mildly amusing, but the title's priceless.)



Other good Onion titles of recent weeks:

• "Ashcroft Loses Job To Mexican"—Nov. 17 issue, front page; one of those headline-only sidebar blurbs, so there's no story to link to.



• Bush Promises To Unite Nation For Real This Time—Nov. 10, first News in Brief item.



• Nader Supporters Blame Electoral Defeat On Bush, Kerry—Nov. 3, first News in Brief item.
  
  
  
  (On the day after the 2000 election, the Philadelphia Weekly, which had prepared "Bush Wins" and "Gore Wins" covers, had to scrap them both and published a cover with nothing but a big picture of Nader emblazoned with "Nader Loses"—my favorite post-election headline ever, and possibly the most accurate one ever, too.)