Head(line)s up

Yesterday was a great day for Fark.com headlines—to heck with the stories, these tell tales on their own:

		Poland to pull out of Iraq. Bush: "Don't forget Tonga"
		Latest poll shows 49 percent for Bush, 49 percent for Kerry. In other news, 49 percent of U.S. voters are morons
		This week's headline: Onlookers flock to Mt. St. Helens. Next week's headline: Onlookers critical of government's inability to rescue them from oncoming lava

I bet that last one actually is going to be the gist of a headline next week. (It's a volcano, people! Not a tourist attraction!)