Spears's spearmint?*

Okay, this story is thoroughly gross—it's about people bidding for Britney Spears's used chewing gum on eBay—but I can't resist taking a shot at the article title:

Title: Britney Trash Turned Treasure



My thought: Britney herself still trash, though

(Incidentally, there isn't even any proof that the gum was chewed by Britney; the only thing ickier than buying a celebrity's used chewing gum is buying some random stranger's used chewing gum. Ick ick ick ick ick!)



*It's remarkably easy to mistype "spearmint" as "spermint" (especially when you're thinking about Britney Spears)—God, I hope that doesn't turn into an actual product line.