Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Killed him a b'ar when he was only three...
No, wait, that's Davy Crockett. Let's try again:
Born in a hospital in Delaware,
Thirty-four years old and never killed a bear.
From this week's Onion: "Report: Poor People Pretty Much Fucked." You could just about run that on the front page of the New York Times and be censured for vulgarity, but not inaccuracy.
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