Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Killed him a b'ar when he was only three...
No, wait, that's Davy Crockett. Let's try again:
Born in a hospital in Delaware,
Thirty-four years old and never killed a bear.
The publisher is very, very happy with our work. Which is good, because otherwise I'd have to hunt him down and bash his head in with the Chicago Manual of Style.
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