Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Killed him a b'ar when he was only three...
No, wait, that's Davy Crockett. Let's try again:
Born in a hospital in Delaware,
Thirty-four years old and never killed a bear.
I realize this just means I'm very easily amused, but the high point of the morning so far is that the local TV morning show anchor announced an upcoming performance by the "Mormon Nabertwacle Choir."
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