Apocalypse right this minute

It's here. The end of the world. The pale horse, the sky rolling up like a carpet, the stars dropping like figs from a tree, the whole deal. The Olsen twins are on People magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People list.



So's Susan Sarandon. That's going to piss some people off. (Although I have to say that, altogether, the anti-war protesters are a good deal easier on the eyes.)



And so is a flamenco dancer named Farruquito. There's a stage name for you. (At least I hope it's a stage name.)