J., on Arnold Schwarzenegger's "I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman": "Yeah, like Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford."

Sponsorships

Local-news sponsor of the day: "NBC 10's Traffic Report is brought to you by Dover International Speedway." Um, good. Okay. Don't you go getting any ideas, drivers...



(My favorite local-news sponsor was during that really snowy winter—1995 or '96—when the local weather was sponsored by the Florida Tourism Board.)

Talking to the TV, promo edition

Tonight:

Clay Aiken, promoting the upcoming "American Idol: Where Are They Now?": You won't want to miss it.



Me: Will too.

A month or two ago:

Sitcom promo voiceover: Can a rich kid from Bel Air...



J.: No. [CLICK.]